The Insane Wannabe School Councilor (Part 1)

Once upon a time, a boy named Ezekiel was born. He was home-schooled  for one year when he would originally be in year R. But when he turned five he went to a school called l̴͓̪̱̆ą̸͖̥̪͎̯̩̰̙̖̩̺̞̭̈́͑̀̐͐̌̏͒̑̈́͋̂̑̇̚ả̷̤̭͖̝͉͉̖͍̭̩͉͂̾̄̓̇̍̏̾͑̑̊̚ͅD̵̢͉͓̜̻̥̙͚̯̜̹̟͔͕̭̈́̈́̈́̋͘y̷̞͕͔͇͔̥̎͒̀͒̿̒̎̈͌̌ ̸̡̞̹̙̲̐̄͛͑̅̎̌́̐͒͂̚͘J̸͓̮̻̭̟͎͉̋͑̌̈́͑́̑̀̿̿́̂̐͝j̷̛͕̗̫̫͙͐͑̌͒

aadh ..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / … – — .–. / .–. ..- -. -.-. – ..- .- – .. — -. / — -. / -.– — ..- – ..- -… . / … . .- .-. -.-. …. sorry, now he went to Lady J and his first day at school he heard of “school councilor”. He wanted to be in this big, strong position. He was in love. He was incredibly excited and asked his teacher “when can I be a school councilor?” The teacher replied, “when you’re in year 3 dear”. Ezekiel had bright, glowing red ears. He was outraged and screamed, “THIS SCHOOL… WHO’S THE HEAD TEACHER!!” His teacher replied, “Mrs Foster.” Then, Ezekiel screamed saying “MRS FOSTER LISTEN HERE YOU-”

“woah woah woah! Calm Ezekiel!” said his teacher. “BUT I AM MAD.” During lunch time, his teacher spoke with Mrs Foster. They both agreed to suspend Ezekiel for two days.

Part 2 out soon!