Dad Jokes to Give you the Giggles

Get ready for the world’s greatest dad jokes!

WARNING: THESE ARE NOT FUNNY!

• How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.

• What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved.

• I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip off!   

• I wouldn’t trust the stairs. I think they’re up to something.#

• What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep? He puts his PJ-Amazon.

• My wife is really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction. So I packed my stuff and right.

•  A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian shop. I was a bit confused; I’d never met herbivore.

And finally…

Have you heard of the new movie called constipation? It still hasn’t come out yet…